Elton John and Child Porn of Girls?

I highly doubt it. Given Elton John's background I highly doubt he collects child porn, especially of little girls.

article here.

Chimney Hoppers

Where I live, I hope no one would even try this because of how cold it is, but why are people suddenly trying to play Santa Claus and hop down chimneys?

This guy in Indiana tried to get into his girlfriend's house after she locked him out. Fortunately, he got stuck. Then Marco Antonio Espinoza got stuck trying to rob a place.

Hello? Anyone home? The reason why Santa can get down a chimney is because he is magical. Didn't you people know that?