Obama's New Names For The United States

Sent to me from somewhere, can't remember where:

Obama Says USA will rebuild and emerge stronger... (like Illinois? hahahaha)

Obama vows to increase number of soldiers... (yeah so he can use them here when we refuse to federally register our weapons)

Obama vows to seek cure for cancer 'in our time'... (uh, duh. someone already has a handle on this. but he'll try to take credit for it and use unnecessary spending)

Obama says bank bailout may cost more than expected... (and who will bailout the government once they realize they can't afford it?)

Obama promises universal EDUCATION THROUGH COLLEGE...(So the outkum baced edukashun peeps can particpate two.)

Obama promises universal health care... (so we can be denied dialysis machines and have the government tell us what OTCs and supplements we can take just like Canadians and the UK and they all LOVE their health care system which is why they come here for major surgery.)

The top 10 names Obama will our "new country"

1. Socialist States of America
2. United State of America - note the S is gone.
3. Federal State of America
4. United Socialist States of Republic of America (then he can just call it USSR)
5. Canada - LOL NO, even they're laughing at us now.
6. Sister States of America (because this just sounds touchy feely and leftist)
7. China
8. CCCP - China, Cuba, Canada, Pennsylvania
9. Obamination - haha

He is such a dope. I am proud to say that I DID NOT vote for him.

Animal Sex Live! Just Fifty Bucks

Come one, come all! You too can be a participant to watch animals have sex for just $50.00 at the Zoorotica Program at Binder Park. Why go to the Internet to see animal sex when you can watch it live!

Okay, so it doesn't shock me to see two animals going at it. You can see it on television probably on National Geographic or the Discovery Channel--and that's a maybe, I don't really seek it out. I really don't think it's that exciting to see animals breeding. Yes, for those people who think animals actually have sex, they don't, they breed. Okay, with the exception of certain species that actually do it for fun, the others are just breeding because they smell the other animal is in heat.

I wonder how many perverts will go to this? Will they do anything strange at the end of the show? LOL OMG I suppose at one point police will be called for someone in the room because of indecent exposure and then they'll be charged as a sex criminal because they whipped it out in front of people and kids. And then someone else will blame the zoo because the zoo sells Zoorotica and then the zoo will get shut down and someone else will stand up and say it's cultural and educational and fight to keep it open.

This country is such a big, whacked out mess.

Sex With the President?

What the hell? This article by Judith Warner has to be the lamest piece of work since someone called Bill Clinton a ladies man.

As I read the article, I began to wonder if this was some PSO caller fantasy of some mandingo bull and his cuckold princess, but then I realized a woman was writing it and I had to shake my head and wonder why one Earth would anyone want to have sex with Barack Obama? He's not very handsome at all, especially with those oafy ears. He's such a dork that he has bumped his head on the helicopter already and tried to walk into the White House through a window. In fact, we haven't had a handsome president really since Reagan and then Kennedy before that. Obama? I'm sorry, but he is hardly what I call desirable.

I suppose that some of you morons out there will say I feel this way because of the color of his skin which is farthest from the truth. What I hate is that I have to even say something like that, but I often am called racist because I don't like the guy. Hell, I don't know if I "like" him or not because I don't even know him. I don't like his politics nor his ideas. I don't think he's handsome. If you're going to bring that up, I'll have you know that if he were Denzel Washington I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him because hot damn, that is one sexy guy! Then again, I heard he was a Republican. Although I'm not a Republican it is much closer to a Libertarian than a Democrat will ever be.

So, I found the article extremely pointless and absolutely gross. Nothing would frighten me more than having a dream about sex with Obama, Bush, Clinton, or Carter. Hell, any of the presidents just aren't sexy material. Get a clue. Don't give me nightmares.

Poor Baby Has to Resort to Threats

Here we go again. The Democrat scare mongering machine starts. Quoted from the article at Breitbart.com, Obama tells us that "This recession might linger for years. Our economy will lose 5 million more jobs. Unemployment will approach double digits. Our nation will sink deeper into a crisis that, at some point, we may not be able to reverse.:"

Oh please. Didn't we get the same crap from FDR? I'm so tired of these Democrats giving us gloom and doom. This is what Obama thinks will happen, if he even believes it at all. He wants you to think that his government plan can wipe your tooshie and help you flush it too, but in reality, the stink will still be lingering around for years to come. Hell, at one point it will overflow your house and stain everything with remnants of pork waste.

Please, stop the madness now. Write to your senator and representatives and tell them how insane this man is. Tell them how his plans are really bad and his scare mongering isn't going to help anyone. In fact, it will pass a horribly expensive bill and further damage the morale of the American economy. Is that what you want?

I don't.

NINE HUNDRED BILLION???

That is supposed to be a "stimulus package"? That is supposed to save people from being broke? That is sickening.

Let's do this: STOP OFFERING STUPID SPENDING PROGRAMS. STOP TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD. STOP OFFERING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING. STOP TRYING TO BAIIL CARELESS PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES OUT.

Did I scream it loud enough?

People are going to be in a rude awakening when 1) his so-called economic plan doesn't work 2) They have to pay for years to make it work 3) They lose their jobs because their employers can no longer afford to pay them because they are taxed more than ever 4) All the people and companies who couldn't figure out how to stop spending need to be bailed out again causing further problems because someone bailed them out the first time.

There are things in this plan such as medical research and offering tax credits to people who buy homes and cars. It seems everyone is trying to get a piece of the fried pork. It makes me wonder how many of these people are offering these packages from their lobbyists. It's sickening.

And the Democrats and Republicans who support this give a person a $15000 tax break for buying a new home - there is a reason why they don't have enough to buy a home. HOW IN THE HELL ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE PAYMENTS???

Good God and they even want to pay people for buying a $49,000 car. HELLO. My car cost me a whopping $878.00 last year and I'm not begging for money.

When are you government people going to learn that giving people a handout doesn't work. Unfortunately, it has gotten to the point that everyone needs a handout one way or another. There isn't enough money going around!

Don't get me wrong. I do support helping someone when they're down by providing them food and some managed health care. I'm actually okay with that. I am not okay for paying people for nothing and I'm not okay for doing it when people pop out babies like a rabbit. There would be more jobs for people to do if the income they could be making wasn't gobbled up by taxes that try to support their lifestyle.

LOL and someone tried to throw in a $246 million tax break for movie producers?? Don't these people make enough ALREADY??

These Democrat and Republican losers in Washington are insulting your intelligence. Honestly, before any bill passes you should seriously take a look at the dufus you put into office in your state and presidency and really think about how he or she is spending money for you. More on it here. Take a GOOD look at what they've voted for before instead of assuming. Take a peek at what they do in life and what their interests are. Look at who their lobbyists are.

Don't be STUPID and do your research for it's the Nation's fault we have people who want to give millions to movie producers and feed you pork with a spoon.

Obama Blows His Set of Standards by SCREWING UP

I found it kind of funny that Obama had tried to appoint two people to office who had major tax problems. I would LOVE to see what kind of tax problems Obama has. As far as I know he doesn't have any. He does, however, have a big problem with acting presidential.

The person in the highest office in the land, hell in all of the world, should hold himself to a certain degree as professional and polite. We are not looking for someone to "be cool" or "be hip". We do not want someone who is so noobish that he can't even say the right things in front of other people.

In higher office, people don't "screw up". That is for the people to say, not the president. It isn't cool for someone who is supposed to be a person to look up to to go around telling people he screwed something. What will the kids say?

Obviously I'm not here to bash him on trying to put two people in office who have major tax problems. Well, okay, he did SCREW UP because he didn't even know these people had these problems before he even started the process. But then again, how do we expect someone who uses such foul language in front of television audience to make the right decision?

No, I'm not for telling someone how to speak. In fact, I'm very pro First Amendment. I do believe that people who should be showing a good example need to follow common sense. He has the right to say it and I have the right to ridicule him for it.

Screwed up. LOL HOW SAD. Read about it here.

At least he admits to his mistake, but obviously his "two sets of standards" do not apply because his language is inappropriate for his position.

Another Bad Business Decision by Obama

I got a kick out of this one. He is trying to tell companies how much money to pay their executives. Sure, he has tried to limit it to government assisted business, but still it is NONE of his business who is getting what kind of bonus. So what he is essentially doing is limiting the brains of a company.

Say the company wants to do a little better and hire someone who can potentially do a great job for them but they can't because the government watch dog money grabbers decide that the company isn't good enough to hire someone to make that kind of money and limits how much they can pay the executive. So, the company fails because some nimrod in a higher office thinks he can play god with our jobs.

Obama, stop trying to tell us how to run our own lives. We have enough of that already and I'm sick of it. So people are different. So they want to earn a little more or be a little messier than others. It's really none of your damn business.

Want to fix something? Then stop bailing people and companies out of their problems. They have a brain. They need to use them. Stock holders and the board of directors of companies have brains as well and if they used them they should fire people doing a bad job and not give them a $500,000.00 bonus when they go, but honestly, it is really none of your damn business how much they make. What you should be concerned about is what you say in front of people about foreign policy and keep your nose out of our business.

Sorry, I got so angry that I forgot the link: click here.

Also, I don't make a lot of money. In fact, I'm on the very low end of the totem pole. So why do I care? Because I care about the USA and I think people should stop whining about how much they aren't getting from the government and start doing things for themselves. Another FDR isn't going to help because we're still cleaning up all the crap the first FDR left behind.

Hold the Beer and Serve the SuperBowl Porn!

It seems there was an interrupted broadcast during SuperBowl Sunday, one that many men wouldn't have a problem with. Snippets of sex acts between a man and woman were shown on televisions on normal television channels that are fed through the cable company. Hi-definition stations and televisions with home antennas did not see the sultry act.

Right now the reports are just coming from the Tucson, Arizona area. It makes you wonder if it was either a disgruntled employee or someone's effort to try and convince people to go to digital television--something that I have a big problem with. Why? Because supposed that little chip in the television gives your Big Brother Government a little bit more than just a nice picture for you. No, I'm not wearing the tin foil hat here, but it is none of anyone's damn business what I watch on my television.

Oh don't get your panties in a wad, I don't like to watch porn. But whether or not I buy a nice computer on QVC or a silly product from late night Paid Programs is my business and no one else's.

I can't wait to see who is responsible for this one and how many people it affected.

Bloomberg, What's Your Boggle?

Does anyone remember that line from Demolition Man? I really recommend you see the movie if you can handle the profanity because Bloomberg reminds me a lot of the "benevolent Dr. Raymond Cocteau" as the people of San Angeles call him.

You see, in Demolition Man the people have done away with crime by freezing criminals and hiding people with opinions in the sewers. They have also outlawed salt, gun control, and smoking is illegal. He even has a war against the fast food industry.

This is an example of too much government control over people's rights and decisions. He has no business telling people what they can eat, what kind of food business they can run, and if they want to put salt on their food. I was embarrassed when he decided to jump the Democrat ship and become a Republican yet now he has jumped back. In fact, the people of New York should get their heads of out of places where they can't breathe and realize that not only is he a "popular political party jumper" but he is also against your rights as an individual it seems.

In fact, people like Bloomberg make no sense to me at all. They say they want to keep your individualism by respecting your multicultural status but then they want to tell you how to cook, what to eat, and what to spend money on. He is the epitome of the mind control agenda type.

Go ahead, watch Demolition Man and you'll see what I mean. The snobbish Dr. Cocteau will remind you of a few control freaks in our nation right now.

Obama Has Just Embarrassed US

And the foreigners are already all over Obama. We already knew there was a nut job in Iran and now the nut job in our own presidency has just undone what we have been trying to accomplish for years.

When are these pacifist put your tail between your legs so-called Democrats going to get that opening your hand to malicious dictators does not work. All Obama has done is make the country look weak. Obviously Obama DID NOT go to terrorist or hostage crisis school because one thing you learn is to NEVER make yourself look weak.

The only other person who made us feel that stupid in front of Iran was Jimmy Carter and at least he had a reason to look stupid because he was trying to save someone. All Obama is doing is flexing what he has of whatever political muscle he can find. Since he is still a political NOOB he has very little political muscle. I guess this is what happens when you pick someone for office who promises the American dream and has NO experience and wants to GIVE you the American Dream and not make you EARN it.

Geesh, even Bill Clinton knew that. I finally found someone I loathe more than Bill Clinton! I can finally give Clinton a little bit a of credit. Sorry Clinton, don't get your panties in a wad, I still don't like you.

My Credit Union Didn't Give My Money to Foreigners-Did Your Bank?

Do you know one reason why I bank at a local credit union? Not only is it owned by its members, it doesn't invite non-US citizens to be on their board of directors or invite people over for jobs that should be handled locally.

I was really ashamed of the United States today when I read this article about banks bailing out foreign workers. What the hell?

Please, do not pop your politically correct garbage on me. I don't hate foreigners. I love chatting with someone who sounds different and learning about their life. What I don't like is when there are people here in the United States who need jobs more than anything and some big wig sells out the jobs that could be helping people here to someone in another country.

I'm all for a global economy, but not at the expense of our people here. There are quality people who have lost jobs because of this globalization. I wasn't for NAFTA or GATT. Unlike the other Republicans at the time, I voted against all that garbage. I'm not for giving special credits to companies who hire non-US citizens. Hell, I'm not for giving special credits to companies who hire minorities or women because in the United States of America we are supposed to be ALL EQUAL. Which means that I should be able to get a job based on my merit and not on my social, economic, religious, lifestyle, gender, or race status.

What happened to all that talk? Did it fade away in the equal rights of the 60s and 70s and then get lost in the multicultural hodgepodge of the 90s?

Put it this way: We all have a brain. The brain is used to better our lifestyle. It is used to make us smarter if we actually put it to good use. If we are given things all the time then we fail to succeed because we are not enhancing our lives, but living off the system and the benefit of others. When this happens our brain and our rights erode into the evaporating horizon.

Sure, you say our rights are better now that everyone has an opportunity, but this is farther from the truth. Not everyone has an opportunity. In fact, it used to be just that white males landed the better jobs. Then when equal rights meant equal rights men and women of all races began to get the better jobs. Now that equal rights no longer means equal rights but more of a special rights white men and women are no longer getting the better jobs and very soon it will be no one who is a US Citizen will get the better jobs.

Do you see the path here? Sure, people who haven't used their brain in the last 30 years or so because of job placement policies or college and political brainwashing will call me racist and sexist, but that is how they operate. They know no better. I pity those people, seriously I do.