Sex With the President?

What the hell? This article by Judith Warner has to be the lamest piece of work since someone called Bill Clinton a ladies man.

As I read the article, I began to wonder if this was some PSO caller fantasy of some mandingo bull and his cuckold princess, but then I realized a woman was writing it and I had to shake my head and wonder why one Earth would anyone want to have sex with Barack Obama? He's not very handsome at all, especially with those oafy ears. He's such a dork that he has bumped his head on the helicopter already and tried to walk into the White House through a window. In fact, we haven't had a handsome president really since Reagan and then Kennedy before that. Obama? I'm sorry, but he is hardly what I call desirable.

I suppose that some of you morons out there will say I feel this way because of the color of his skin which is farthest from the truth. What I hate is that I have to even say something like that, but I often am called racist because I don't like the guy. Hell, I don't know if I "like" him or not because I don't even know him. I don't like his politics nor his ideas. I don't think he's handsome. If you're going to bring that up, I'll have you know that if he were Denzel Washington I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him because hot damn, that is one sexy guy! Then again, I heard he was a Republican. Although I'm not a Republican it is much closer to a Libertarian than a Democrat will ever be.

So, I found the article extremely pointless and absolutely gross. Nothing would frighten me more than having a dream about sex with Obama, Bush, Clinton, or Carter. Hell, any of the presidents just aren't sexy material. Get a clue. Don't give me nightmares.