Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Animal Sex Live! Just Fifty Bucks

Come one, come all! You too can be a participant to watch animals have sex for just $50.00 at the Zoorotica Program at Binder Park. Why go to the Internet to see animal sex when you can watch it live!

Okay, so it doesn't shock me to see two animals going at it. You can see it on television probably on National Geographic or the Discovery Channel--and that's a maybe, I don't really seek it out. I really don't think it's that exciting to see animals breeding. Yes, for those people who think animals actually have sex, they don't, they breed. Okay, with the exception of certain species that actually do it for fun, the others are just breeding because they smell the other animal is in heat.

I wonder how many perverts will go to this? Will they do anything strange at the end of the show? LOL OMG I suppose at one point police will be called for someone in the room because of indecent exposure and then they'll be charged as a sex criminal because they whipped it out in front of people and kids. And then someone else will blame the zoo because the zoo sells Zoorotica and then the zoo will get shut down and someone else will stand up and say it's cultural and educational and fight to keep it open.

This country is such a big, whacked out mess.

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