Obama's New Names For The United States

Sent to me from somewhere, can't remember where:

Obama Says USA will rebuild and emerge stronger... (like Illinois? hahahaha)

Obama vows to increase number of soldiers... (yeah so he can use them here when we refuse to federally register our weapons)

Obama vows to seek cure for cancer 'in our time'... (uh, duh. someone already has a handle on this. but he'll try to take credit for it and use unnecessary spending)

Obama says bank bailout may cost more than expected... (and who will bailout the government once they realize they can't afford it?)

Obama promises universal EDUCATION THROUGH COLLEGE...(So the outkum baced edukashun peeps can particpate two.)

Obama promises universal health care... (so we can be denied dialysis machines and have the government tell us what OTCs and supplements we can take just like Canadians and the UK and they all LOVE their health care system which is why they come here for major surgery.)

The top 10 names Obama will our "new country"

1. Socialist States of America
2. United State of America - note the S is gone.
3. Federal State of America
4. United Socialist States of Republic of America (then he can just call it USSR)
5. Canada - LOL NO, even they're laughing at us now.
6. Sister States of America (because this just sounds touchy feely and leftist)
7. China
8. CCCP - China, Cuba, Canada, Pennsylvania
9. Obamination - haha

He is such a dope. I am proud to say that I DID NOT vote for him.