Video Game Innuendos? Developers?

LOL Is this seriously real?

Did People Vote for Obama Just Because He is Black?

Check out these interviews. LOL Oh wow. Hello? Do you people even know what Obama stands for?

Good God. Hello? I hope they end up making a lot of money and then he swipes it from their little fingers and they're crying in the corner because they have NO idea what they just voted for.

Ban Commercials for a Thinner America

That is what this article is suggesting. Our great educational system is suggesting more thought control to people who watch television (more visions of futuristic sci-fi movies and books run through my head)

When are people going to learn. Sure, the content of the commercial might make you hungry but that isn't the fault of the television station or the company making the advertisement. It's brilliance of the advertiser if you ask me, but the need to go out and get the food or even turn off the television or fast forward through the commercial if you're lucky enough to use a DVR is called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY--something that we no longer have in this country.

It would take you more exercise to get off your butt and flip the off switch than it would for some politician to decide to ban fast food ads.

Get a clue.

I Snark the News that Make the Whole World Read!

Does that line sound familiar? It will to to a bunch of noise violators in this article.

I've heard of crazy punishment before, but to make people listen to music is hardly a punishment. I mean, it might be if it's some band like Trivium or some screamo noise, but to listen to Barry Manilow will put these guys to sleep. I don't see how listening to him is punishment because even if you don't like classic pop music, his isn't too bad.

See, if someone put me into a room with Trivium or some rap band then I would have a problem with it. They won't do it because that music is degrading and demoralizing--at least the songs about raping women, killing cops, and doing drugs are. Then again, I listen to punk which is anarchy at its finest.

Is this the new thought police? Kind of like the prison in Demolition Man? They force you to listen to something for brain conditioning? Because all this will do is sooth you.

Online Suicide

What in the hell is wrong with people? It's bad enough that Abraham Briggs had even thought about committing suicide online, what is just as bad are the horrible people that sat by and watched it happen.

Let me get this through your thick, stupid heads: Suicide is NEVER a joke. Killing people is not a joke. Killing yourself is not a joke. You never know when someone is going to mean it and when they look depressed enough to do it then take it seriously. If they have the weapon (in this case pills) in their hands and look like they're taking them then perhaps it is time someone calls the police ASAP.

I am so sick of this horrible, selfish, gimme society. People watch others gets beat up, murdered, raped, and attacked and then take videos of it. They don't stop the crime, they just record it for their own fame and fortune.

Sick. Get a clue. Life is precious--or have you forgotten that because people seem to think it's okay to kill just about anything now.

And the Speech Control Begins...

This time it's not starting with American citizens, it's starting with telling the Polish what to say. Give me a break, the Polish people have been the suckers in jokes for years and then some big wig turns around after a funny Obama joke and has a hissy fit. Wah. That's what Democrats do when you say something they don't like "wah wah wah"

I didn't like the comment from the guy from Italy because it just wasn't funny, but this one was. So while the snobbish so-called leaders in the G-20 summit get to wine and dine on prices that could help a starving family for months just on a bottle of wine and cities threaten people for energy bills totaling a penny and people are trying to find out if Obama was really born legally in the United States--which if he wasn't would make his election null and void--the Polish are making up Obama jokes.

What is going to piss me off about all this (oooh Democrats she said pissed!) is that now comedians are going to side step EVERYTHING just because Obama happens to be a black man. They didn't stop at calling McCain old or saying silly things about Bush, now that we have a black man as president all the jokes are going to be stupid. People will step lightly around the subject.

Of course in the clubs that are predominately black it is okay to say nigger and cracker--two words that I hate because they're both rude and disrespectful although people do have the right to say them unless you're Democrat then if you're white you are not allowed.

I hate politically correctness and now we're going to be knee deep in it.

Nigerian Letter Scheme Meets Charter Outsourcing

How many times do you have to lose money over two years before you finally get it?? this woman decided to send $400,000 over two years to the Nigerian scam after people--including her husband--told her to stop. TWO YEARS? I love sending these guys letters and telling them what morons they are. No, not the suckers who fall for it, but the jerks who send the letters.

Besides, the spelling errors look like your typical errors from an outsourced job from another country. How was she to know? You should see the one I got from Charter Communications in the Philippines and it was a REAL letter! Ha, I think I'll post it for you here:

Dear: Charter Customer.

You have reach the Charter communications, my name is Maria and I am very happy to assist you with your queries.

Please you need to return the equipment to our Charter office, so that you will not be charge for unreturned equipment. Please you need to chat with us at www.charter.com or call us at 1-888-438-2427, so we can check on your bill. There are important information that we need to give and ask from you that is not permitted to be provided through email.

If you have additional questions, please let me know. Thank you for your e-mail! Enjoy your day!

Sincerely,

Maria
Charter E-mail Support Team

****

Wow, now even that letter won prizes with the HR department. So, who knows? Maybe the woman in Oregon thought it was just another cost cutting, money saving corporate company like Charter who refuses to pay American workers real dollars and hires foreigners who can't write a simple letter.

Obama Lives in LA LA Land

Here he says we will do whatever it takes to focus on the economy. Then he goes on to talk about things that he obviously has no clue on what he is talking about. Luckily for our sake he probably has some good advisors because he's taking off more bites than he can chew at once trying to tackle national security, the so-called lacking economy, etc. Hell, his commercials were so bad that he wanted to help you raise your kids and tell you to tell them to turn off the television and YOU fell for it.

Get a clue. Democrats want to control everything. They want you eating out of the palm of their hand so they remain in control. A good majority of them want you to be invisibly controlled. No, this isn't a brainwashing thing or some sort of conspiracy. They want to remain in power so they develop programs to make you think you need them.

Do you know what?

YOU DON'T!!!!

So, it will look all pretty and rosy because Obama suddenly has you eating out of his hand but at what price? What are you going to have to give up and sacrifice to him? His family in Kenya did goats and you know, I'd send him a goat or two but my hard earned money, well, I'm not ready to share that with everyone unless I walk over to someone's house and help them out. I would do that for my friends you know, but not just anyone.

So take your Ooohs and Ahhhhs and if he manages to get elected in another 8 years and the democrats remain in office then you tell me how many of your freedoms are left. In a post Democrat world we''ll all be having happy feelings in a joy-joy way and asking people what their boggle is. Google it if you don't get what I just said.

Cities Now Sucking Off the Tit of the Big Pig

Brace yourselves...now that the Democrats are in charge we are going to see an increase of people, companies, and government agencies begging for money. Phoenix, Philadelphia, and Atlanta are some of the first.

Can anyone tell my why people feel they must have the government bail them out when they get their little panties wet? Why can't the people in these cities get their acts together and start something to help their own people? Perhaps they have it already, but if the city can't collect the revenue from their own people then why should the rest of the country bail them out? That is what asking for federal assistance is, it's government welfare.

Look, I'm all for the person who has an emergency situation getting help. I think this person should try all other means of getting help first such as looking at churches, friends, family, multiple jobs, etc. I don't mind if they're helped out by their country or state for a little while, but we have career welfare recipients and now we have corporate and government welfare recipients sucking off the tit of the big federal government pig. That's what bailing out mortgage companies and auto manufacturing companies is you know. Are you part of that?

Do you have enough guts to start your own business or get a few jobs to support your family? Your ancestors did it (hopefully.) Your parents and grandparents probably did it. So let's try this:

1. Get a few jobs to pay off your bills. Can't find a job? Then do something that will help. Sweep floors, mow lawns, shovel snow. I'm sure there are some out there willing to pay you for it. So what, it's a below minimum wage job. GET OVER IT.

2. Figure out a plan to stop spending money that you DO NOT have and start paying off your bills. Save less money. OOOOHHH yes, she said it. Look at the percentages on your credit card bills. Are they 19 to 21%? How much is your savings plan giving you? 1%? Yikes! Which one is paying you better? Neither! Get your bills paid and then save. You'll put away MORE money paying off that 21% than you will getting 1% off of $5.00.

3. Tell your kids to work. That's right. Tell them to put away their little video games and Internet connections that are teaching them how to shoot and kill and teach them how to earn and save. What a concept!

4. Stop the need to drive a $30,000 car that you cannot afford. The size of car payments are silly. Just a few years ago it was only $300 to lease a nice BMW. Now it's astronomical. Do you really need that new car? Do you really need to pay $30,000 for something that will only be worth $1,000 in 10 years?????? You're better off walking and putting your money into gold, diamonds, or property. Then, when your gold, diamonds or property can buy five $30,000 cars then you can think about buying one.

Stop sucking off the government. It hurts you, me, your neighbor and your kids. If you must do it, then learn some new skills while you're at it and find a different job. The job market isn't as bad as you think it is. People still sit their fat butts in line at McDonald's so if you can stand up for a few hours a day then you can work a fast food job until you find something else.

No?

Get over yourself then. You're not that important.

Visions of Nixon in My Head

Wow. Just wow. Doesn't privacy mean anything any longer? No, not to a money promising Democrat like Obama and his staff. Everyone thinks he is so wonderful and glorious, but he's not--he's just another Democrat who wants to take your hard earned dollar and spread it around. Ouch. That's so true but going off topic.

This meeting was supposed to be private. What are these people doing? They're trying to catch him saying something to make Obama look good. That's how people like Obama work, you see. They try to make others look bad so they look good. They are in money sucking false profiting Robin Hood type politicians.

I don't know how it really happened. I don't know if the leak was intentional from the future administration. I don't know if someone told them to do it or if they thought it was a cute little idea. It kind of reminds me of some sort of Mafia relations or some sort of bad spy novel.

Obama, it's your first time in office. Control your people. For some reason these people voted for you. Since they're counting on you, don't let them down and do stupid things because it ruins whatever credibility you have.

But what do I know? I'm only a corporate drone who loves to be a Libertarian.

Is this the type of privacy laws we look forward to with the President-Elect and his staff?

Baby Osama Meet Baby Obama

Just a few years ago we had people naming their newborn babies Osama. Isn't it just a bit odd that people are now naming their babies Obama? Maybe one family already has an Osama and now they no longer have to yell through the names when one gets into trouble because the names sound a lot alike.

I can just hear the poetry in the restaurant next year, "Osama and Obama stop the drama and come to your mama!"

Would You Like a Little Pee With That Martini?

This is the kind of news I dream for. New Jersey councilman Steven Lipski allegedly peed on a crowd of people from a nightclub balcony in Washington D.C. Afterwards he swore he would lay off the alcohol.

LOL figures...he's a Democrat. They're used to pissing on people and pretending it's all okie dokie and everyone will forgive them.

Obama Noodles? No It Should Have Been Goat Testicle Stew

This man is naming everything after Obama. Others are even calling a noodle soup by the president-elect's name. Perhaps he should have made the first dish a goat stew with big testicle instead to honor the people in Kenya celebrating Obama's run for president (as noted in a previous post.)

Nasty Obama Haircuts

There are just some hair styles that really don't look good on a person and this one just takes this good looking guy's face and ruins it. I really hope his hair grows quickly because that cut is just nasty. At least it wasn't a tattoo though because you know he'll be wanting to remove it within two years.

I don't get the article though, what was he busted for? Disorderly conduct? Come on, you can be more open than that. He's over 18, tell us what he did. Don't be so shy.

Wow...Obama Isn't Paying His People?

Hmmm...is this a preview of what is to come? Sorry Peggy Joseph, maybe you will get your mortgage paid for you...or maybe not.

Perhaps these people should wait for their checks like normal working people do. We all usually have to wait for a paycheck. So calm down, I'm sure he's going to pay you because he promised. HA HA HA HA. Funny that I think a lot of the other people were volunteers for their candidates. So Obama is a money giver after all. Yuck.

I guess you have to see the video here.

Our New President is Tanned?

Okay, as most of you already know I am no fan of a Democrat president at all. I don't stand behind Obama's false sense of reality for the Nation, but I do accept him as my president because unfortunately he is. So it kind of pisses me off when someone from another country makes a statement like he is tanned as a joke like Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi did.

How rude to say something like that. I'm not the least bit politically correct, but I am a decent human being (for the most part) and making a joke about someone's color is just rude--especially from a leader of a country. Yikes!

He says he meant it as a joke, but wow. I don't go around saying that Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is...well I don't make fun of people's nationalities so I can't think of anything witty at the moment but you get the picture. Okay, I did say something about the goats slaughtered in Kenya, but that was a joke about PETA and goats with big testicles. LOL

I don't get it, why do we have the right to tell people who to marry?

The most liberal state in the nation with probably the most homosexual population has still spoken about about Proposition 8. I'm just really confused. It still just proves that no matter if you're on the right or the left, you're no closer to being Libertarian than you were when the party started.

Why do we have a ban on who people can love or not? I'm not gay, I'm as straight as a 2x4, but it isn't any of my business who decides to date who unless it is a child in my home under the age of 18.

Think of it this way. The article states that marriage is defined by a man and a woman except that isn't necessarily true. Marriage is defined by whatever religion you belong to because marriage is truly a religious piece of work. It's when you make the marriage contract a piece of law is when it becomes a problem. That's all it is when you get to the level of saying your vows in the presence of a preacher and signing that marriage license. It becomes a legal binding contract and there is nothing loving about a legal binding contract--quite the contrary.

I think people who are gay and want to get marry should try a different approach now. Call it marriage when you do at the cute happy stuff but when you go into the court of law then call it a business relationship then they will have to look at it differently.

A side note: ha ha Proposition 8. Ate? ha. Who's choice of numbering was that? Okay, bad joke. I never said my blog was rated G. My God, let people marry who they want to. Geesh.

Sorry Peggy Joseph

I'm saving my pennies and I won't be making any more money for the next 4 years so you can't have any of mine. I won't be spending it in your state either because all my money is going into the red states unless the stupid democrats put taxes on the Internet, which I'm sure they will, I will not be buying anything new until that is overturned (if it happens)

So, you'll still have to go to work to pay your mortgage and your oil or gas bill because it's not your right to spend my money.

So making money is a bad thing for the country?

Where the hell do these morons get their ideas??? So let's see, how much of his wealth does he distribute? What gives him the right to say my money isn't my money?



I'm so SICK of this attitude! Go away and start your own country. Stay the hell out of mine.

And the censorship begins...

Leave it to a Democrat to bring back the The Fairness Doctrine

Awww...poor babies can't handle that people like to talk bad about them? Wah let's all cry unfair.

Why is it that everything is unfair to them? You make more money - it's unfair so share it. You're smarter than I am - it's unfair so make the standards in school lower. You're funnier than I am about politics - It's unfair so give me more time.

Democrats are just cry babies.

Confronted!

OMG The Democrats Need to be Fined for Littering!

Voter surveys created by the voting software called Vote Builder used by Obama and the Democrats were found scattered on the highway.

I think you need to claim it and clean it up then pay a littering fine people. Get a clue. You would make others do it to benefit you.

Hillary Blabbing in Illegal Areas

Um....I thought it wasn't legal to do this? I was once turned away because I couldn't talk about who I was voting for in the open. I had to come back and stop nagging about Kerry that year. I think she needs to LEAVE.

Where is PETA When You Need Them?

No, they only want to throw paint all over your leather coat and boycott your meat, but I'm sure they're standing right behind the people in Kenya, specifically because it's Obama's family because they're slaughtering animals in celebration of Obama.

Okay, I can't say what PETA is doing about it, but I'm sure that mum is the word when it's about a Democrat's family doing something wrong.

So if I go into my backyard and kill my cat will I do better in business this year? Maybe I'll earn another extra dollar if I throw in my canary.

NOT!!

I do hope they eat the poor animals and use all their body parts because useless slaughtering is stupid. No, I don't belong to PETA, but I truly believe that.

Oh, it seems they are going to eat them - and it's best with a sign of freshness and big testicles. HUH? And still breathing? O_o

Snarky snark snark

Snark the News will be snarking all day long. I'm stressed. I don't want Obama to win. It has nothing to do with race. It's because he's just another one who wants to create this Utopia that will never exist. He wants to spend your money doing it. What is he going to do when he realizes that STEALING the hard earned money of those who made it to that level is not going to cover it???

Yes, he will go after YOUR money.

People need to pay taxes because there are things like the military and schools that need to be paid for. They do not need to pay taxes because they make more or less money.

My suggestion?

A FLAT TAX that is reasonable.

Also, let's take the Bill of Rights and the Constitution and scrap everything but the Bill of Rights. Maybe add that "man" means men, women, and children of all race, religions, and color and then leave it at that. Scrap the rest of it to hell. That way we know it covers MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN of all RACE, RELIGIONS, CREED, COLOR, ETC.

Then we don't need all the other crap that has been added.

Geesh

Now I have to go find my license so I can vote. OMG Obama must have sent someone to hide it! HA HA HA I'm just kidding. It's here somewhere....

Blank Panthers Intimidating Republican Voters

UGH

Blank Panthers intimidating voters with a night stick



GO AWAY and LET PEOPLE VOTE

A black man is going to win the election no matter what?

WTF???

A person needs to win an election because he or she is worthy not because some SCUMBAG is trying to intimidate people.

Is that a night stick or are you just happy to see me??

She wants YOU to pay for her mortgage!

LOL OMG I think I'm going to have fun with this today (even though it's all going to sicken me.) Does Peggy Joesph want you to pay for her mortgage? How else will Obamahead pay for anything??? WITH YOUR MONEY.



LOL

She won't have to work! Let's all quit our jobs! Woo hoo!